book review: The Child Finder by Rene Denfield

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THE CHILD FINDER by Rene Denfield
★☆☆☆☆
Harper, 2017

 

The Child Finder is a very strong contender for the sappiest book I have ever read. And I guess there’s nothing wrong with a little sappiness now and then, but, I’m not kidding –

“This is something I know: no matter how far you have run, no matter how long you have been lost, it is never too late to be found.”

– this book was so saccharine I felt like I had to brush my teeth at the end of every chapter. I’m sorry but is that not the corniest sentence ever written???

Anyway, let’s back up. The Child Finder is a thriller (the least thrilling thriller of all time, but I guess that’s how it’s being classified) about a woman who finds missing children for a living. Though there are some seriously dark and disturbing themes in these pages, the narrative voice reads at a level your average ten-year-old would be comfortable with – it is painstakingly, aggravatingly childish. This book is the rather unfortunate result of someone actually sitting down and saying ‘you know what stories about pedophilia need? More whimsy.’

But, you know what, I think a certain type of writer might have been able to pull this off. I’m thinking of something like The Pillowman by Martin McDonagh (a play which balances fairytales with a harrowing exploration of child abuse), or Elmet by Fiona Mozley (which fuses dark themes with the narrator’s childish innocence in a way that’s subtle and breathtaking). But the integration of fairytales in The Child Finder was just so goddamn heavy-handed and patronizing. This book was trying so hard to be poignant and moving (despite having nothing of substance to say about trauma or child abuse) it was actually a little embarrassing.

I mean, this is the quality of prose and dialogue that I’m talking about:

“I loved you then. I loved you, no matter where you came from. No, scratch that.” His voice floated up to her. “I loved you because you came from wherever it was. It must have been a magic place to produce you.”

Naomi felt something deeper than crying, a flush in her womb. “Are you trying to talk your way into my bed?” she asked, her voice thick with emotion.

“No.” His voice sounded warm. “I’m trying to talk my way into your heart.”

You have to be joking, right? Is this a Lifetime movie??

Aside from all that, Naomi has to be the most exasperating protagonist of all time. She’s actually referred to, constantly, as ‘the child finder,’ because that’s not weird at all, I guess? and anyway, she is the most alluring woman alive. I know this because every man she comes into contact with immediately wants to have sex with her. And her personality consists of the fact that she only trusts three people – a fact that we’re reminded of at least once a chapter – and… that’s just about it.

I could go on and on. The subplot about Danita was transparent and emotionally manipulative. The actions and sophistication of the five year old girl, Madison, stretched all suspension of disbelief beyond breaking point. The romantic subplot was contrived and obvious. Every single sentence was either corny or trite or overwritten or some combination of the three. The story unfolded so predictably, there was not a single moment of genuine suspense. The resolution couldn’t satisfy itself with merely tying up the main plotline in a neat bow – it had to tie up several minor plotlines in neat bows too, lest Rene Denfield credit her audience with the ability to think for ourselves.

I’m definitely in the minority with this one – at a glance I don’t think any of my Goodreads friends have rated it less than 4 stars. And admittedly the atmosphere of this snowy Oregon forest was captured beautifully. That’s the only positive thing I can think to say. Maybe the audiobook was a bad decision – maybe it just exacerbated the feeling I had that I was being preached at. But you cannot convince me that reading this book on paper would have eradicated its sundry narrative faults or convinced me that this is anything other than twee drivel masquerading itself as a deep and profound reading experience. Getting through this was borderline unbearable.

32 thoughts on “book review: The Child Finder by Rene Denfield

  1. That dialogue though 🙈 My eyes rolled so hard I nearly fell over.

    I read another of her books a few years back and enjoyed it at the time, so it’s a shame to see she seems to have so over indulged herself and her themes in this one.

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    • I figure there’s no such thing as an objective book review anyway, because people approach books with their own personal preferences and biases, so it’s kind of fruitless to try to strive for diplomacy and objectivity in a review. Plus it’s not nearly as fun that way!

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    • Yes these are actual phrases that I listened to with my own two ears and then listened to AGAIN in order to transcribe them for this review djsklfjdsl I am doing y’all a BIG ASS FAVOR HERE

      Thank you I strive to make my rants creative.

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  2. I so appreciate reading reviews like yours. I read the Child Finder and enjoyed it, but I like reading reviews that disagree with mine even more! I think if I had listened to it via audio, it would have been a different experience for me too. A few people have remarked that the dialogue is a bit sappy, which would have only been emphasized by listening, rather than reading it 🙂

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    • I love it when people disagree about books, it’s way more fun this way than if everyone agreed about everything. I definitely concede that the audiobook was a bad choice in this case – I still don’t think I would have liked it if I’d read it for all the other reasons mentioned, but the sappiness was pretty unbearable when you’re hearing lines like “I’m trying to talk my way into your heart” spoken out loud. (No shade to the narrator, she did the best she good with the cheesy dialogue.)

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  3. Great review! I often find the anomalous reviews the most helpful, and like you I’d seen a lot of high ratings for this book so I’m glad I’ve seen the other end of the spectrum now. I had high hopes for this one, but the issues you found are things that would probably bother me too– time to remove this one from my TBR.

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    • Agreed completely – if I’m on the fence about checking out a book I’ll read the negative reviews, they always give me a better sense of whether or not I’ll like it. I definitely support your decision to ditch it!

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  4. We had SUCH different reactions to this. I 100% agree with all your points, but while listening to the audiobook I really dug it? But now I can only remember bits and pieces, and those aren’t all that compelling…

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    • I was scanning through my Goodreads friends’ reviews and I was surprised by your high rating, because it’s definitely not the kind of book I associate with you? It definitely seems like more of a me kind of book, so it’s funny that our reactions were totally reversed.

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